BIG CITY SLIDERS WHAT THE!!!!!!

This evil spokes man Billy Mays is sporting the most evil product ever!!!!!!! But humans love him!!!!! WE MUST KILL!!!!

ALIEN COW DISASTER

What is this you may think well it is the remains of poor Carry Mootaook house after the alien cow destroyed it!!! The alien cows are even turning us against each other!!!! AND we have seen them without there disguise!!!!!!!!! Ahhh one is attacking me nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww